Sunday’s Bachelor/ette

Turn-ons: Transvestsic fetishism, ambiguous genitalia, Jamie Lee Curtis

Turn-offs:  Defined chromosomes, gender specifics, puberty

About me: I’m Alexis, just your atypical gender blender who likes to think  (and be) outside the binary box. I enjoy lip-synching, long strolls on the cat-walk and all things Paris Hilton. I’m very open-minded, and am as comfortable in stilettos and corsets as wife-beaters and Fruit of the Looms.  Basically, I’m the whole package.

I’m looking for the same thing as everyone else– a polysexual soulmate who likes cuddling on the couch, just enjoying eachother’s company and watching classics like ’The Witches of Eastwick’ or ‘Mask’.  Someone I can call my other half…or at least someone who understands what my other half would be.

So, If you are a fun loving gender-variant with a penchant for ovotestes, drop me a line. In the end, we all know that Celine Dion lyrics mean nothing if you have no one to share them with…