B’s Unique Greeting Cards
May 21, 2009
Those mom jeans really flatter your rib cage
Thanks for the heavy petting session
You make me want to be a more sexually-appropriate man
Glad to see all those years of tighty-whities had no effect on your sperm count
I don’t know about you, but I could sure use a piece of your Mom’s ass right now
I know that first greeting card is specifically written for me…member your worst nightmare…cellulite a changeroom & a pukey baby…also is it wrong I really want to find out where you can buy the “baby chest plate number”?
I would buy you one, but I have a feeling my ass is going to get sued for not understanding (aka. ignoring) copyright laws…