Thursday’s Bachelorette
Turn ons- squats, public degradation, finding four-leaf clovers
Turn offs- Breast tissue, simple carbohydrates, shoulder pads
About me- Meow fellas, my name’s Olga. I’m just your average fun-loving, iron-pumping freak of nature, who enjoys dead lifts, dietary restrictions, and the occasional awkward photo shoot. I’m also a fan of long drives in the Country…though to be honest I prefer being in the passenger seat, since I’ve been known to suffer from the occasional “roid” rage…LOL!
Anyway, basically I’m just looking for a normal, sexually-confused guy, who enjoys juiced-up cougars, having his ass handed to him on a platter and being taken to school every once in a while.
If this sounds like you get back to me ASAP, as you can tell I’m in heat right now. And just remember, what I do to you in Vegas, stays in Vegas…
Um, uh, eep, ur, oh my, well, she’s in the right position, I guess…
That’s what she said about you!
Ladies and Gentlemen (and canines), I think we may have our first match…
Hahahahaha!
Hi-larity!
God Christ…
I haven’t seen a “woman” like that since I covered the 1968 Republican Convention in Miami Beach. I think Spiro Agnew ended up marrying her but I can’t be sure – it was a long time ago and most everyone was drinking.
You have a damned fine blog, bschooled.
Don
Always good to see you Don,
I’m not much of a history buff, but if that convention was anything like Hedonism 2, then say no more.
You know, I take comfort in the fact that even though age-wise, you and I may be hundreds of years apart, we are still able to identify with eachothers experiences.
I only hope you are around long enough to enlighten all those Generation Z’ers the way you have enlightened me.
You are the true blogger, Don, and I only hope that one day I can follow in your footsteps. But from a female perspective.
b
Gross, her hands look like bear paws!
…or do her bear paws look like hands?
That’s the real question.
will u merry me i luv u
Just catching up on your old blogs, bschooled, and . . . HOLY GAWD!!! NICE LAWN!!!
Ha!
I’m glad someone finally someone noticed…I used to do the odd landscaping job.
It’s what I did.
Say what you mean and mean what you say. You Go Girlfriend!