Comments on: B’s How-To Guide http://justmakingconvo.com/2009/10/31/bs-how-to-guide/ ...Sometimes I speak in a Times New Roman accent and tell people I'm from Times New Romania. But only sometimes. Sat, 31 Jul 2010 16:59:13 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: bschooled http://justmakingconvo.com/2009/10/31/bs-how-to-guide/#comment-2950 bschooled Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:15:47 +0000 http://justmakingconvo.com/?p=12715#comment-2950 Dear "Can I Get A What What?" Stache, I shall reply in numerical form, as I'm currently experimenting with different "comment response" methods (just to keep things fresh). 1) I refuse to believe that English is not your Mother Tongue...or your Father's tongue for that matter. Your comprehensive and all-embracing vocabulary astounds me. 2) Your thought process also astounds me 3) Your reference to Michael Jackson's bully stick= astounding 4) Pitching stilettos for strippers= astounding squared 5) I would have bought that baby, no questions asked. In fact, I'll buy it now 6) Do you take IOU's? Flourishing in the abundance of your follicles, Bschooled Dear “Can I Get A What What?” Stache,

I shall reply in numerical form, as I’m currently experimenting with different “comment response” methods (just to keep things fresh).

1) I refuse to believe that English is not your Mother Tongue…or your Father’s tongue for that matter. Your comprehensive and all-embracing vocabulary astounds me.

2) Your thought process also astounds me

3) Your reference to Michael Jackson’s bully stick= astounding

4) Pitching stilettos for strippers= astounding squared

5) I would have bought that baby, no questions asked. In fact, I’ll buy it now

6) Do you take IOU’s?

Flourishing in the abundance of your follicles,
Bschooled

]]> By: bschooled http://justmakingconvo.com/2009/10/31/bs-how-to-guide/#comment-2948 bschooled Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:51:12 +0000 http://justmakingconvo.com/?p=12715#comment-2948 Rick! I've missed you! It hasn't been the same without your politically-incorrect avatar name around here. Although I'm guessing you've been busy catching bad guys. http://www.casadestoyan.com/?p=444 - very funny stuff, Aussie:) ps. Tell Bob I miss him too. Rick!

I’ve missed you! It hasn’t been the same without your politically-incorrect avatar name around here. Although I’m guessing you’ve been busy catching bad guys.
http://www.casadestoyan.com/?p=444 – very funny stuff, Aussie:)

ps. Tell Bob I miss him too.

]]> By: Frankelstache http://justmakingconvo.com/2009/10/31/bs-how-to-guide/#comment-2947 Frankelstache Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:48:01 +0000 http://justmakingconvo.com/?p=12715#comment-2947 Dear Serendipitously Accurate Mohel with a Torch, B I'm very glad you took on this burdensome affair. You know a couple of years ago (true story) I had a work assignment for NRDC. My approach was to try and create something us normal humans can relate to, rather than taking the usual route and terrorizing the world with apocalyptic scenarios. My thought process was elementary: Pollution creates Global Warming --> Global Warming makes temperatures rise faster and higher than Michael Jackson's bully stick in recess --> Hot temperatures dictates dress code. Therefore - "Recycle - Or your daughter will dress like a slut" Thinking I struck gold, I walked to my final meeting grinning and sold that baby like I was pitching stilettos for strippers. Till this day I'm not sure why and how they didn't buy it. Always choosing plan B, Frankelstache Dear Serendipitously Accurate Mohel with a Torch, B

I’m very glad you took on this burdensome affair. You know a couple of years ago (true story) I had a work assignment for NRDC. My approach was to try and create something us normal humans can relate to, rather than taking the usual route and terrorizing the world with apocalyptic scenarios.

My thought process was elementary: Pollution creates Global Warming –> Global Warming makes temperatures rise faster and higher than Michael Jackson’s bully stick in recess –> Hot temperatures dictates dress code.

Therefore –
“Recycle – Or your daughter will dress like a slut”

Thinking I struck gold, I walked to my final meeting grinning and sold that baby like I was pitching stilettos for strippers. Till this day I’m not sure why and how they didn’t buy it.

Always choosing plan B,
Frankelstache

]]> By: Scott Oglesby http://justmakingconvo.com/2009/10/31/bs-how-to-guide/#comment-2945 Scott Oglesby Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:16:02 +0000 http://justmakingconvo.com/?p=12715#comment-2945 Thanks Invasive1, I also have party scars from South America, but they're all on the inside. Thanks Invasive1, I also have party scars from South America, but they’re all on the inside.

]]> By: shuttupjerk http://justmakingconvo.com/2009/10/31/bs-how-to-guide/#comment-2944 shuttupjerk Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:12:28 +0000 http://justmakingconvo.com/?p=12715#comment-2944 i fail at "dont be a tosser". Only in the brittish way. Always love reading me some B ;D -Rick i fail at “dont be a tosser”. Only in the brittish way.

Always love reading me some B ;D

-Rick

]]> By: bschooled http://justmakingconvo.com/2009/10/31/bs-how-to-guide/#comment-2943 bschooled Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:22:09 +0000 http://justmakingconvo.com/?p=12715#comment-2943 That's the same thing I was going to ask... That’s the same thing I was going to ask…

]]> By: bschooled http://justmakingconvo.com/2009/10/31/bs-how-to-guide/#comment-2942 bschooled Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:20:05 +0000 http://justmakingconvo.com/?p=12715#comment-2942 Haha! Nice work, Invasive1! If this was "8-Mile", I would have definitely been schooled... Haha!

Nice work, Invasive1!

If this was “8-Mile”, I would have definitely been schooled…

]]> By: bschooled http://justmakingconvo.com/2009/10/31/bs-how-to-guide/#comment-2941 bschooled Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:02:39 +0000 http://justmakingconvo.com/?p=12715#comment-2941 Good point... Good point…

]]> By: Ornery Frank http://justmakingconvo.com/2009/10/31/bs-how-to-guide/#comment-2940 Ornery Frank Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:24:41 +0000 http://justmakingconvo.com/?p=12715#comment-2940 Damn Loon, what kind of razor are you using to shave that forest??? Damn Loon, what kind of razor are you using to shave that forest???

]]> By: Invasive1 http://justmakingconvo.com/2009/10/31/bs-how-to-guide/#comment-2939 Invasive1 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:56:12 +0000 http://justmakingconvo.com/?p=12715#comment-2939 Never mind just trying to ryhme and find the time to drop a dime in this here blog to be a cog that meshes fine to scribners and writers who pitter and patter our quick little matters to blither and blather and rant us and rave us right up to the grave that they gave to us oh I got into this pretty damn quick and so now I'm so sorry to Don and Scott and B . . . I just couldn't help myself you see! Okay, I'm putting needles in my eyes now. Never mind just trying to ryhme and find the time to drop a dime in this here blog to be a cog that meshes fine to scribners and writers who pitter and patter our quick little matters to blither and blather and rant us and rave us right up to the grave that they gave to us oh I got into this pretty damn quick and so now I’m so sorry to Don and Scott and B . . . I just couldn’t help myself you see!

Okay, I’m putting needles in my eyes now.

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