Comments on: B’s Unique Greeting Cards http://justmakingconvo.com/2009/11/22/bs-unique-greeting-cards-9/ Sometimes I make friends on the internet. But mostly not. Fri, 18 May 2012 02:56:22 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Fantastic Forrest http://justmakingconvo.com/2009/11/22/bs-unique-greeting-cards-9/#comment-3515 Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:46:10 +0000 http://justmakingconvo.com/?p=10368#comment-3515 These are awesome. All my cleverness has deserted me; I cannot be witty. I can only bow my head in admiration.

I definitely know possible recipients for each card.

]]> By: bschooled http://justmakingconvo.com/2009/11/22/bs-unique-greeting-cards-9/#comment-3508 Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:49:36 +0000 http://justmakingconvo.com/?p=10368#comment-3508 No apologies necessary, CLT. Technically it wasn’t a party so much as it was an open house sort of deal, and as we all know, my “house” is always “open”.

(And in case you were wondering, the answer is no…as in I have absolutely no idea what that means either.)

Speaking of parties, I can’t believe you reminded me about Samantha Fox. I once lip synched her song “Naughty Girls Need Love Too” at our Christian school talent show. But at the time I didn’t realize that her definition of “naughty” (aka. whore), wasn’t the same as my definition of naughty the (“Santa says you’ve been naughty” definition). I should have put two and two together when I saw her video, but keep in mind that I didn’t get out much.

Needless to say, I quickly figured it out after the Principal cut me off mid-song and ordered me to detention. The I suddenly had every guy in class asking me out.

*cricket chirping*

Er…now that I think about it, I probably should have submitted this story to Reader’s Digest…

Anyway, thanks for the comment, CLT. Always good to see you, no matter how late you are.

]]> By: Capitalist Lion Tamer http://justmakingconvo.com/2009/11/22/bs-unique-greeting-cards-9/#comment-3500 Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:08:18 +0000 http://justmakingconvo.com/?p=10368#comment-3500 Touched “Down There” By an Angel was groundbreaking (and heartbreaking) (and taboo-breaking) television. Nothing else on any other major network could touch it (down there) in the ratings.

Not since Blondie sang “I’m Always Touched (Down There) By Your Presence, Dear” have so many people been touched so inappropriately at one time. Truly a highwater mark in religious programming.

Of course, other attempts were made. Samantha Fox plied her slutty blondness as a way to get her “lover” to “Touch Me (Down There).” Other artists have begged for the same touch “down there” with varying degrees of success, but no one has been able to replicate the original’s heaviness or pettiness.

PS. Great post and my apologies for my late arrival.

]]> By: Scott Oglesby http://justmakingconvo.com/2009/11/22/bs-unique-greeting-cards-9/#comment-3491 Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:49:16 +0000 http://justmakingconvo.com/?p=10368#comment-3491 As gross as they are, I’m almost relieved to find that’s what they were. I was afraid you were talking about flat chested women with huge silver dollar areolas. This was better than that!

]]> By: CatGod http://justmakingconvo.com/2009/11/22/bs-unique-greeting-cards-9/#comment-3489 Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:07:52 +0000 http://justmakingconvo.com/?p=10368#comment-3489 …and that fly with big green eyes is laughing at your avatar Lynn… This is a weird dream I’m having and it all started with the greeting cards… gadzooks!

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