I definitely know possible recipients for each card.

(And in case you were wondering, the answer is no…as in I have absolutely no idea what that means either.)

Speaking of parties, I can’t believe you reminded me about Samantha Fox. I once lip synched her song “Naughty Girls Need Love Too” at our Christian school talent show. But at the time I didn’t realize that her definition of “naughty” (aka. whore), wasn’t the same as my definition of naughty the (“Santa says you’ve been naughty” definition). I should have put two and two together when I saw her video, but keep in mind that I didn’t get out much.

Needless to say, I quickly figured it out after the Principal cut me off mid-song and ordered me to detention. The I suddenly had every guy in class asking me out.

*cricket chirping*

Er…now that I think about it, I probably should have submitted this story to Reader’s Digest…

Anyway, thanks for the comment, CLT. Always good to see you, no matter how late you are.

Not since Blondie sang “I’m Always Touched (Down There) By Your Presence, Dear” have so many people been touched so inappropriately at one time. Truly a highwater mark in religious programming.

Of course, other attempts were made. Samantha Fox plied her slutty blondness as a way to get her “lover” to “Touch Me (Down There).” Other artists have begged for the same touch “down there” with varying degrees of success, but no one has been able to replicate the original’s heaviness or pettiness.

PS. Great post and my apologies for my late arrival.

If you were where I used to hang my hat online, you would develop a sense of (sarcastic) humor too.

And before you ask where, I used to hang my hat (and still do) in the chat rooms.

My doggie is just fine…you mock my Hong Kong Phooey?????

I’m just….sniff….hurt…sniff…crushed….sniff….in pain….

(falls to the ground throwing a brief temper tantrum before curling up in a tiny littl ball to suck his thumb).
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