Which is why I won’t rest until I find someone willing to publish these entertaining (and always ironic) little “Did That Really Just Happen?” literary gems.

It’s the least I could do for these entertaining (and always ironic) literary gem writers.

Thanks for visiting Terri,
Bschooled:)

And even more ironic if he told everyone that he was extremely tall!

….Or maybe that would just be considered a flat-out lie.

(Depends on the person, I guess.)

…How ironic is that?”

It would be even more ironic if he were also extrremely short.

“…and they wake up the next day and they’re on fire!”

Pure comic kickass.

However, since he won’t answer my jovial (in the rejected submission sense of the word) emails, I did the next best thing and asked one of my co-workers, a guy I lovingly refer to as “Mr. Wonderbread”. He read a few of the rejected submissions, and once the color returned to his face he said that the reason they were rejected is probably because most people believe in laughing “with” people, not “at” people.

Needless to say, after rollling my eyes and then kicking him forcefully in the groin, I told him he should write that ridiculous answer up and send it into Reader’s Digest.

So, really, I guess I’m no closer to figuring things out than I was before.

Regardless, I just want you to know that I won’t give up. Not only do I owe it to the rejected submitters, I owe it to Don Mills’ everywhere.

(?)

Your friend,
Bschooled