Hell, why not take it one step further and just slap on some sodium hydroxide? That way the whole thing will burn right off and we won’t have to worry about that whole time-consuming “personal upkeep” thing.

I need to go to this museum. But first I need to lie down.

For instance, did you know that Zonite is just a weak solution of BLEACH?? That’s right. Why waste money deodorizing your girly bits when you can just mix your own? Better yet, instead of toilet paper, you can just use Clorox wipes! Double duty! Hoorah.

Also, there is a Museum of Menstruation and Women’s Health, though that information pales in comparison to the bleach bit.