.-Beautiful night…care to go for a stroll? Ok, great…just turn around and keep going until you see the nearest exit sign.
-You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me wish you’d get lost.
-Come here often? If so, please stop.
-If I was in charge of the alphabet, I’d put “U” wherever “I” wasn’t.
-You know what would look great on you? Nothing.
-I’d buy you a drink, but I hate you.
-Is it hot in here or do I just hate you?
-What has two thumbs and hates you? This guy.
-Are you a parking ticket? Either way, I hate you.
-You must be from Jamaica, because Jamaican me hate you.
-If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McIhateyou.
-Did you spray your jeans with Windex? Only because it seems like something a person I hate would do.
-Are those space pants? No? Well anyway, I hate you.
-If I said you had a beautiful body, would you understand that it’s code for “I hate you”?
-So, what do you do for a living? Besides be hated by me?
-If hating you was an Olympic sport, I’d win the gold medal for sure.
-See my friend over there? Just kidding, I don’t have friends. Ps. I hate you.
-Yes, as a matter of fact that is a pistol in my pocket…