Just Making Convo
Sometimes I make friends on the internet. But mostly not.
Research has shown that men who troll Facebook looking for dates/possible marriage use skepticism to compensate for their lack of penis size*.
*Based on studies I’ve personally done.
LOL. That was fucking hilarious. Which reminds me – You need to get my brand new book “That was fucking hilarious” which comes with the bonus pamphlet “LOL.”
The bonus pamphlet alone tells me that it’s going to be a bestseller! It’s also inspired me to write another book, “Why The Bonus Pamphlet Tells Me That Amy’s Book Is Going To Be A Bestseller.”
Honestly, the ideas are flowing out of me so fast that I feel like I should be wearing a sanitary belt.
Smart ass. :-)
If you can’t trust the prince of Cameroon, seriously, who CAN you trust?
Definitely NOT the Prince of New Guinea Pig. (Fool me twice, shame on him…)
Well, he’s never gonna get a date with THAT negative attitude! How about a little trust, man?
Exactly. You’d think the fact that he’s cold calling for possible marriage prospects would make him a little more open-minded. Men with small penises are so complicated.
Who is this person that pops up in my RSS reader?
Wait, don’t tell me. Let me guess…
Is it Dr. Oz and his Miracle Diet Pill that burns fat fast?
NO YOU!!! haha
Sorry about that, I must have been drunk.
Paul’s the one that asked, sheesh. You give the answer and all of a sudden you’re scamming him? TRUST ISSUES!
That’s exactly what I was thinking. I can just imagine his online dating profile:
Age: That’s personal
Likes: Skepticism, self-pity, rhetorical questions
Dislikes: Scams, gold diggers, punctuation marks
Looking For: Again, none of your business
Silly Paul, everyone on dating sites are already married. The Internet will eat that man alive
Agreed. Granted, I don’t think he’s figured out yet that actual dating sites exist.
Rush deliver those to me. I have had the shits lately and need lots of reading material.
I thought that’s what Reader’s Digest was for?
You’re right. That was always in the can when I was a kid. As I get older, I seem to need thicker reading material due to longer “projects” in that room of the house. So yeah, ship those books right out. I’ll need both.
This post has inspired me to go to every dating site, and just write “Scam” in every comment.
To be honest I was hoping my post would inspire people to believe in love again.
But that works too…
Ohh, you’re just awesome.
Now that’s just funny…who finds a date on facebook..I would be afraid to me catfished..another book to write.. How to catfish on facebook and not get caught by Nev…only 99 $
to get catfished…
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