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80′s -Just making convo with my mom.
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Late 1980′s- Just making convo with a child predator
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Just making convo with Raffi
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Mid-90′s- Just making convo with my band.
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Just making convo with this guy.
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Just making combos.
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Late 90′s- Just making convo with customers.
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Just Making Convo with…um, a potential employer…?
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2003 (next morning)- Just making convo with a picnic table in the park
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2011- Just making sandwiches.
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Hey bschooled. I just wanted to tell you how stupid your blogs are. You are like so not funny. Like that one about the cyber university? AS IF! That is so majorly dumb! I hate you. But whatever, I got better things to do than read your stupid-ass, not funny blogs. I have a life!
PS What time do you need a ride to the station next Thursday?
I think your half Pug – half hockey puck
Don’t tell Daddy dachshund, it would kill him to know puck was cheating…
hey i love this blog. it’s hilarious. i wanna blogroll you — ok? keep it up!
Thanks for stopping by, John. I will be over to return the favor right just as soon as I finish rifling through my neighbors cupboard for non-perishables I can use for dinner tonight.
Don’t worry, they aren’t back until tomorrow.
hey there. got your comments over at trs. do keep up! i have to say i laugh out loud reading your blog and love it. “i put the ‘man’ in manic”…. celebrity relapse…. you’d be surprised at how much time i have spent over the years making up funny stuff like but i never did much with it but email it to my friends…. now you have given me an idea. so what else do we have in common, apart from my being in peru and bolivia in 2000 and your going there later this year to celebrate the 9th anniversary of my trip?
now back to working on my next posting…. it’s about unicorns.
You are just twisted…and I am hooked. Can’t start my day without typing J-U-S-T-M-A-K….(enter)into my browser.
Thank-you, Kelleeo. I assume you mean twisted in an “informative, tackling the important issues of the world” sort of way.
My goal is to become a CNN correspondent. Kind of like Sanjay Gupta, but without the education backing up the crap I say.
HOW DO I SUBSCRIBE TO THIS DAMN BLOG OF YOURS.
It isn’t entertaining at all.
okay, it is.
kiss kiss
Thanks for stopping by, Sweetann (or is it kiss kiss?).
Subscribe? Are you saying I can charge people for the same musings that have ostracized me from my family and friends?
A wise man once said don’t buy the cow when you get the milk for free…whatever that meant.
Hope to see you again,
Bschooled
hmmm…
lol
i’ll just check in from time to time.
you can visit my page and add me as a friend.
Hey bschooled, saw your semi-final piece at HumorPress and followed the link; had great laughs over coffee (it helped with the lingering effects of insomnia — TRY sleeping without mass amounts of alcohol and controlled substances). Keep up the hysterical writing, and please accept my condolensces for the chia.
P.S. I wrote “My Informal Education” and a bunch of other silly stuff on HumorPress. Hope you have time to read some and nod in understanding. We are truly doomed; in a good way!
Dan
Thanks Dan,
Although I can’t say I’ll be giving up my pre-bedtime whisky/vicodin smoothie anytime soon, I will definitely be over there to check out your stuff.
And thanks for the condolences, Dan. C. Duck was the only thing my job had going for it…
b
“pre-bedtime whisky/vicodin smoothie”
{heavy sigh} …it’s been so long since i had a vicodin smoothie….oops excuse me, i’m lynn and i ended up here via a tangled web of hilarious sites- glad i did though. seriously i’ve seen some of your comments on other blogs and i think you are so funny. are you married to donald mills by chance?
Hey Lynn!
Thanks for coming to visit, and for the flattering compliment.
As for Mr. Mills, one could only dream of snagging a man like him, a worldly man with a gruff exterior and a general dislike for society, yet a deep-rooted desire to revert the world back to….well, as JC Mellencamp used to say, a time when “a smoke was a smoke”.
However, I’m pretty sure he thinks of me me as the great grand-niece he never had. Besides, whether he admits it or not, I think he and L. Fossil are in the beginning stages of a meaningful and life-long (about 5 more years) courtship.
Thanks again, Lynn, I hope to see you back soon,
bschooled
bschooled, thanks for the reply, explains a lot. yeah, re men: they dont make em like they used to..(heavy sigh)
They sure don’t, now days we are better, faster, stronger!
What happened to harder?
Hi bschooled,
It’s the little things in life; don’t you think? A bug-eyed chia, a passing glance, a casually tossed Molotov. Hey! If you see any of my teeth floating around up there, I lost a few playing up in Toronto. Maybe just ask the zamboni driver? It was 1971, I believe. Just have him check around? Okay, then! Let me toast to your bedtime smoothie! Let me toast again! Let me not stop!
Dan
Hey Dan,
I’ll keep my eyes open, but since Toronto is about 1500 miles away, I can’t make any promises…
Hey B, Sorry about the botched geography. Several brain cells are scattered among the pearly whites. I just heard about Michael Jackson and turned to something more crucial, like the salad channel, with it’s “Spotlight on Crutons”. You’re chia had more relevance, and better hair. G’night!
Nice to see you Dan,
I checked out your site, I must say I’m impressed…you are extremely witty for a canine.
Nice work!
Thanks bschooled, a lot of people think (squirrel!) I look kind of like a little Jack Russell, what with the perky ears and (squirrel) brown patch over one eye. ‘Scuse me while I raid the cupboard for a milk bone!
Gotta head up to Maine soon to film a silly YouTube video; I’ll let you know when it’s available for viewing. It’s for a book I’m finishing called “Cell Towers of the Early Renaissance”. The biggest challenge will be (squirrel!) waking-up drunken actors at five am. Woo-wooooo! Method actors!
Dan
Woof!
So this is where the cool kids hang out.
Such a lovely childhood pic, B. Recent pic i take?
JC
Ha! You wish, JCock!!!
(btw I have no idea what that means)
Darlin, if i wished that, id be put in jail ;)
JC
Oh, JC, Flattery will get you everywhere…
(or does it get you a staph infection? I always get that saying mixed up)
Re: the neck piece you posted on my blog today – I’ve got an interesting post coming up soon about such things. Serendipity strikes again :-)
Serendipity indeed!
I can’t wait to see what you have up your sleeve…er, corset…
:)
One of the best and most fun blogs ever!
It’s funny how small the world is.. I too was born at a young age.
Of course I was sometimes confused with that special kid who deserved the chance to go to camp like the rest of the children.. it was a long time before people realized I wasn’t special I was just lazy, fickle, and a had an unsual love of cheese.
Whatever. You make me laugh. Yay You!
Wow, we have a lot in common!
Well, except the cheese part (unfortunately I’m mildly lactose intolerant.) But I did have an unhealthy obsession with simulated-cheese flavored Doritos if that makes any difference…
Er, whatever.
Anyway, thanks for the hilarious comment, Jane. Hope to see you again.
Bschooled:)
So you’re not Benjamen.
Nice to meet you.
Just trolling by and laughing…. funny stuff!
I just discovered this section of your blog, b…! The photos are hilarious :-D.
Using this space to try and re-establish a post subscription link!
this was great, damn it’s good to be back! i’ve missed you. (is that really a pic of you?)
OMG I WANT YOUR BABIES!! Especially after the whole making convo with yourself and a bit of side boob.
HOORAY!
-Rick
Really? Of course you have the babies that I ended up with thanks to that night!
i think i can handle that.
-Rick
I really feel like I’ve gotten to know you so much more from this page. I appreciate you showing us where you’ve come from. It looked like you and your dad had a really good relationship.
Yeah, we were pretty tight.
I think it’s because we were Mormon.
so YOU”RE the one who passed out on the picnic table in her thong! i knew it!
Don’t try to get up on my mistress LITD!
so glad we’ve been introduced.
this post is the funniest thing in my life right now.
I’m glad you said that, Blunt.
Because honestly, your video is the funniest thing in my life right now, so much so that I’m forwarding it to all of my recently (and not so recently) dumped friends.
I figure by the end of the week, you’ll be number one on the “What Canadians are Watching This Week” website.
(Ok, to be honest, I’m not sure if there is such a thing. But still. If there is, I’m getting you on it.)
ditto. it’s officially funnier than my blog. FUCK!!
I beg to differ.
And this is just one of the many reasons why- http://loveinthedumps.com/2010/11/not-interested-buddy/
That was you on the table? Wasn’t that like the best company picnic ever?
I made a bunch of new friends, well maybe not as many as you, but still. Mr. Cheevers from accounting really took a shine to you. Did he call? Just let me know if he disses you.
I’ll whiz in his coffee.
Don’t go changing.
Thanks Rod!
Sadly he didn’t call, but I think that might have something to do with the restraining order he filed against me. His loss, really.
ps. If you hear of anyone looking for a Document Control Assistant, let me know?
haha
i love this!
..great now im gonna see your face on every picture now..
Haha! Sorry, Janette.
If it makes you feel better, I see my face on everything too…
Your face in these pictures makes me think you’re about to do “Magnum” from Zoolander…
LOL!
One day at a time, I guess. Cannot wait for 2012!
That’s absolutely hilarious–it’s made my morning, looking at these!
You are a nut. So are your readers. On a related note, thank you for all the weirdos who’ve come over to my blog because of yours. It’s more action than I get in real life.