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*FYI- Less than 30% of these products have been tested on/or are animals.
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JMC Mug - $19.99
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JMC Shirt (Unisex)- $29
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JMC Chicken Sandwich - $5
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JMC Prosthetic Arm -$800 (For extra prosthesis, add $10 per square inch)
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JMC Dog - $599 (shots included)
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JMC Baby - (Inquire Within)
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JMC Gag - $30 (The irony alone is priceless!)
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Just Making Corn Rows- (Prices vary, depending on hair length.)
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Just Making Cornbread (Not sure how much it costs, I've never made it before.)
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I’ll take 10 JMC feminine hygiene pads please. Don’t ask. Hey! I didn’t ask you about that thingy on your back. Why won’t you let this go? They’re for a friend.
Fine, then.
Do you want the ones with wings? (And yes, to answer your question they can fly!)
Customer Service please….i have a couple of questions.
1. Is the ink on the JMC Feminine Hygiene Pads safe and eco-friendly?
2. Is the JMC Dog and JMC Baby available as a set as well? And, if so, what’s the price and how long would it take to ship?
ill take a JMC baby and enough chicken sandwiches to use the bread to have a california hogey
mm babies! The other, other white meat! (unless you’re Madnonna and dine on African Baby’s Back Ribs)
…thats racist.
-Rick
I think you will find a wider customer base at eBay. I’ll be sure to add you to my ‘favorite sellers’ list.
Ha!
Thanks Elizabeth! If this works out, I’ll give you 10% of my profits (after taxes).
I love this page—the chicken sangwich is what really won my heart…
Brilliant! Like Ron-Yves, I’m most fond of the chicken sandwich. If I were you, I’d set up an Etsy account immediately.
I wish to enquire about the
tasty, tastybeautiful JMC baby. I am not an an atheist. I Promise.But the question is, are you an Evangelist?
No
tastybeautiful baby of mine is going to bedigestedadmired by someone who’s not rapture-ready.(Only because it reflects badly on me.)
Hey email me back when you get a chance.
Who are you?
A couple of questions:
Does the Prosthetic Arm like, do anything? You know, like help a man in need?
Does the chicken sandwich come with a whole chicken?
Excellent questions, Jammer!
1) The arm does a killer jazz hand. And it helps those who help themselves. (But only because it’s usually busy doing a killer jazz hand.)
2) Only the parts with dark meat.
I’d like to order a pair of the incontinence briefs. Do you accept Marlboro Miles?
No, but I do take Canadian Tire money.
Funny and entertaining. Glad to see your doing what is making you happy.
Cheers,
Eric
I read your article on Wanderlust and Lipstick. Incredibly inspiring. Do you mind if I refer to it in my blog?
Of course not!
Thanks for reading it, Renee. It’s older, but it’s still one of my best travel memories. :)
Fine I’ll take Congo but as long as I can put some armies on East Africa, North Africa, Egypt. So I can protect my powerful Madagascar!
For you, anything!
Found your site on stumbleupon.com, I just wanted to let you know how fricken funny you are! (I’m sure you’re well aware of it already) Thanks for the LMAO’s! Cheers!
I am looking to move. Do you sell the “Just Making Condo?”
Just making Mambo, baking Bondo, waking Gonzo, breaking Bongos!
Hi there, I have a couple of questions before I buy.
1 – Does the prosthetic arm come in left and right handed or just right?
2 – Can I pay in Tim Horton’s unrolled “Roll Up The Rim To Win” cups from 2008?
4 – Did you remember to email Ray back?
3 – Can I have 1 corn row for free just to see if it suits me?
Thanks, I look forward to hearing from you!