*I apologize for my absence from the blogosphere. Due to a mild case of Bronchitis-turned-Pneumonia-turned-Tuberculosis with Smallpox-ish like tendencies Black Lung Disease, I’ve spent the last week or lying in the fetal position, expanding on my now impressive collection (if I do say so myself) of terminal illness-related bed sores.

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The Insomnia Games- Game #1

I like to call this game, “After 24 Hours Of No Sleep, Come To The Realization That The Key To Self-Validation Is Being The Best Answerer Of Questions Posted On Yahoo.”

Players: 1
Objective: Keep answering questions until either a) yours is declared “Best Answer”, or b) you are  blocked from the site.
Rules: None, really.

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Final Round-

**And THIS is why you should never give up. (Even if they threaten to delete your account for abusing the site and having absolutely nothing of value to add to the discussion.)

And finally

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