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  1. Ok ay then
    three men walk into a bar
    only one man byes a drink
    What are the other two doing there
    and who are they?

  2. Okay then
    three men walk into a bar
    only one man byes a drink
    What are the other two doing there
    and who are they?

  3. I’m going to have to disagree on “zuh” not being a word. I think it’s the French version of “duh.”

  4. “I laughed till it hurt!”
    -Dan M.

    “. . . finally someone holds a mirror up to the FB generation, and they are confused by their own image.”
    -Dan ummm . . . P.!

    “If there is an avenging angel for all of the useless space taken up in social networking, it is Bschooled, and she swings a deadly sword.”
    -Dan

    Reviews are in, Bschooled: “I laughed till I cried, and then I sniffled a little but laughed really hard later.”

    Funny, funny stuff. Go get ’em!

    • Dn, I hope you don’t mind if I use these brilliant reviews for my upcoming book, provisionally titled, “B’s Previously Upcoming Book That is Now Here”.

      As you can probably tell, I’m still not quite sure what my book is going to be about. But I’d like to get the reviews out of the way first.

      True story, I’ve always wanted to be known as an avenging angel. (Or angle, for that matter.)

  5. I didn’t know that SkiMask is your father. He’s a great guy!

  6. WTF only Riddles can tell the Riddles. He made some stupid play about saving sharks and I still don’t get the punchline to that.

    If I were in a room with 3 doors I would either stay in the room or crawl out the window.

  7. I think you should invite ski mask to write a guest post about mothers and stuff. He can write about my mothers, I’m willing to be the guinea pig.

    • Is this one of those riddles about the differential pharmacology between the guinea-pig and the gorilla’s mother’s 5-HT1D receptor as probed with isochromans?

      (Because if so, I need another hint…)

  8. Three bears walk into a bar. Why?

  9. The answer is: My two son’s out on the town with me. The two penny pinching, cheap cape, rotten, good for nothing, free loading, tight wad kids.

  10. Simple. Look for ants until you find a bunch of well-lit ones, and then count them. Same thing works with sharks and good for nothing, free loading, tight wad kids.

  11. What is “MUHD” all about?!!! I was dying.

    Muhd needs a little Chuck Norris straight to the nut sack.

    Loved the shark one too. Miranda seemed fired up. How did Riddles think he could get away with trying to save the sharks on Riddle day?? Not cool.

  12. Dear Bschooled,

    U R insane.

    Luv M. x

    p.s. Seriously, laughed so hard I choked. BF thought I was actually choking. Tried to perform the Heimlich. I thought he was getting fresh so I decked him. It was an awkward evening.

  13. Answer to #2:

    Denny’s ex wife.

  14. I always suspected Chuck Norris was the answer to all of life’s mysteries…I’m so glad my suspicions were confirmed!

    • Glad I could help, T.
      If you have any more suspicions, don’t hesitate to ask. (Granted you don’t really need to, seeing as the answer is Chuck Norris.)

  15. Muhd and Boaz sound like they belong on an Aussie Rugby team (where groups of footballers routinely get busted for Gang Rape and when questioned if women should be treated so poorly say things like ‘well, I guess we could have called her a cab home…’

    But that kind of brings down the tone of yr absolutely hilarious – as always – facebook fiascos

    • So true, Ruby. I was thinking the same thing. I actually had to edit out a few comments Boaz made, because the thread was too long for me to post.

      Comments like, “I really need to know the answer to this one!” and “Srsly guys, what’s the answer to this one?” and “C’mon, is anyone going to tell me the answer to this one?”

      WTF?, indeed.

  16. bschooled,

    I’m glad you corrected Ski Mask for his incorrect punctuation of “mothers.” Well done. It makes me think that if more people did this, it could be a learning aid, albeit a rude one, but it might work. Bad punctuation “suck’s” (ha); doesn’t it? I’m personally fed up with the meltdown of the English language. You go, girl! :-D

    • I agree! If only Ski Mask was bright enough to pick up what I put down, I feel like I could really make a difference in his life.

      Then I could move on to those who think “say’s” is a word…

  17. elizabeth3hersh says:

    I know this is sick, but it made me laugh:

    Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.

    • So the deflected bullets, accelerated via contact with the Norrises beard, thus defying all the laws of nature, traveled to the grassy knoll, making loud noises, thus triggering the “Grassy Knoll” conspiracy. I’ll be damned. Chucky baby, you dood it again. Whatahero!

      • Chuck Norris: Hero To Man And Feline

        • You mean . . . oh my God . . . Chuck Norris was catted to death? Whose going to stand up for all the birthers now, I ask with untold and unrequited sorrow. Total Gyms will now stand unused, rusting away in silence. Round house kicks will be undelivered to the evil bad guys of the world. Peace, as we know it, will fall by the wayside as robber barons rule the highways. Shit!

    • HAHA! (Needless to say, I’m probably going to hell for laughing at that one…)

      I really need to educate myself on Chuck Norris humor, seeing as I only know this one:

      How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

      All of it.

      (…?)

  18. I can’t help but wonder if Denny is trolling FB too, and that you’ve caught his hidden identity in the above exchanges.

  19. good ones Ying! I love the one that Alpha answered “asshole”!! ROFLMAO!

  20. This is pure, unadulterated brilliance. Not only does everyone love riddles (I do!) but everyone now loves B! You have that long sought after ability to make fun of people without them knowing it. I always try but I come across too mean and next thing you know somebody is banned again (it’s me).

    The only one I’d really watch out for is Muhd, his name is mud, for real. How fucking cool is that? Anyway, I think he’s been ring shopping. Personally I’d say no if I were you because I heard he’s a hot head. Oh, and also a raper. That too.

    And you were totally right; Chuck Norris IS the final answer. To all of life’s questions.

    • Thank-you, Scott.

      Just so you know, when I saw that the answer was Chuck Norris I immediately thought of you.

      Because to me, you will always be the question.

      ?

  21. I might have to befriend Ski Mask or at the very least poke him :)

  22. I just wanted to make a request:

    Iron Chefs 1, 2, and 3!

    :-D

    Thanks, B!

  23. What the hell does ski mean by double impact? That must be some of those Chuck Norris white boy karate moves.

  24. I almost don’t want to comment. I’m so sorry I’ve been absent, but my god, you’re brilliant. You make me want to be funny again. xo

    • What do you mean, funny “again”? You’re always funny.

      If you don’t believe me, just ask the members of my favorite FB group (EVER), “Stop the Clownification of America! And that other country! Canada!”

  25. who is chuck norris?

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