What Would Kevin Bacon Do?


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Comments

  1. Can you please ask him what he would do if there were only six degrees of separation between him and everyone in the entire world?

  2. I liked the “baconator” joke! Though to be honest, I would be more likely to join a “WWJDWD” group (What Would Joyce DeWitt Do?)

  3. b, I’m laughing at your post and at Ahmnodt Heare’s comment.

    lol @ the pig tested underwear. I don’t think I’d like a bacon ass just out there in any old thing! I’m thinking he needs lead or something – dogs would become a true pain in the ass when a bacon ass walked by!

  4. 1. I’m with Bschooled to be fans here they have to be broke.
    2. His first date with the man next door he use to take him out for Icecream.
    3. Why do you look gay.
    4. I thought so. That way he gets the man’s man to like him
    5. A G-string from Victoria’s secrets.
    6. Hell no call the po po or the pu pu and hurry Bschooled.
    7. Weird World Kevin Bacon’s a Dyke (no leave it just WWKBD)
    8. I hope so she has been dead for ten years. Now that would be funny.
    9. I think Kevin Bacon and Cousin Todd would like eating that Baconator together.

    • Nice work, Desk49!

      I only wish you were a member of the WWKBD fan club, maybe then we’d get some real TOTAL INSANITY!!! going on. (In a good way.)

      And also, I’d finally know why Mr. Bacon always looks so gay.

  5. Po Po in German is butt. My German teacher keeps mentioning something about it.
    I don’t like talking about my special area. :-(
    Well, it was more special when I was younger and more fit…

  6. Very odd. He never tells anyone what he would do. And you were the only one who even asked him! It’s as if his fans have no curiosity. I would have asked him what he would do if he got chased by giant burrowing worms. If he gave the wrong answer if would prove he was a fraud.

    • I know! If you ask me, I’m beginning to think this whole Facebook group is just a publicity stunt to get people pumped up for “Beauty Shop 2”.

      Like we weren’t excited enough already…

  7. i just can’t not think of him dancing footloosey in that run down barn.

    and i just don’t know if i want to be taking advice from that person.

  8. I didn’t realize Kevin Bacon had such terrible grammar.

  9. He goes by “Mr. Bacon?” Who knew.

  10. You’re hilarious, wish you did these everyday. You are the bomb!

  11. Oh so that’s what plebiscite is. I figured it was why you don’t drink the water in some places. Thank God for online dictionaries.

  12. Potato Distilled and Beef says:

    Listen, I am way high on painkillers, but that question and your comment about Korea seriously almost put me over the edge. HI-LARIOUS.

    • Okay Potato
      I miss your blog I hope you’re not going to be gone a long time.
      ++++++++++++++++++++
      Bschooled
      Sorry I can not get on face book again.
      to many people are looking for me like the FBI, CIA, NAACP, KKK, DPPOFB, and BIGP

      Funny Boys International
      Close Encounter Anonymous
      National Association for the Advancement of Crying People
      Kids Kicking Koalas
      Dumb People Posting On Face Bock
      Boy I Got to Pee. (Sorry to much coffee)

    • Hurry back, V. I can’t do this alone.

      I have no idea what “this” is, mind you. But I know it involves you and your “thang”.(?)

  13. These Facebook posts are quickly becoming my most favorite thing ever. You are brilliant at finding and exposing the sheer inanity and absurdity of the internet. You catch people in all of their creepy manifestations. You’re just like Chris Hansen but your hapless victims have less balloons, Bratz dolls, vodka and condoms and much, much more confusion.

    I have to admit though, when he said “I would go all invisible man on that ass” I laughed with him and not at him for once. That was pure Kevin Bacon!

    And we should totally steal that t-shirt idea.

  14. I want to be friends with that girl who wants to think about Kevin Bacon doing her mom.

    Wait. No I don’t. I lied.

    But what if he were invisible?

  15. Does this mean you’d be up for a KBLT sandwich??

  16. Count me in for the t-shirt. I’ve always thought that those people who asked ‘what would Jesus do?’ were way off the mark and would be far better off wondering as to what a certain loose footed 80s celeb would do….

  17. I was so hoping for a Footloose discussion :(

  18. I’m pretty sure this is why Facebook was invented: so that people could pretend to be other people while other people pretending to be other people trolled the living shit out of them with cripplingly funny results. Oh, and to disparage Korea and speak highly of your parents’ steampunkery.

    My take?

    I think the real money would be in a “WHO Would Kevin Bacon Do?” shirt with the back reading “Your mom.”

    Or maybe just something along the lines of “Kevin Bacon: Going Invisible Man on Your Ass” or “I Fuck Like the Invisible Man on the First Date.”

    (That last one seems to imply that the Invisible Man doesn’t get past the first date too often or is some sort of Rohypnol embodiment that you never see/feel coming. May need some rewording.)

    Or: “Kevin Bacon Went Invisible Man on My Mom’s Ass and All I Got was This Lousy T-Shirt and $50K of Since Rescinded ‘Hush’ Money.”

    Good luck, b! I’ll be looking for these at cafepress or etsy or whatever in the near future!

    • Love your ideas, CLT!

      Maybe I could take it a step further and just get rid of Kevin Bacon altogether and focus on the invisible man. That way there would be more room for creativity.

      For instance, I could have a shirt that says “Who wants to go on your mom’s ass?” on the front, then when you turn it around it would say “This guy!” and there would be a picture of invisible man.

      Sure, it might cause some confusion to those who aren’t privy to the joke, but still.

      That’s the way fashion works sometimes.

  19. elizabeth3hersh says:

    Like the packaging on a kid’s Christmas gift (“some assembly required”) there is a joke here involving the following components: (British Columbian born) Pamela Anderson, maple leaf tattoos and Canadian bacon.

  20. lol, you do entertain really well with these posts.
    I can see you really do put your heart and soul into finding some higher truth. lol
    Awesome

  21. I can’t say what Kevin Bacon would do but I can tell you one thing, he’s on the naughty list.

  22. I would ask him why he did foot loose?

  23. It slightly depresses Denny when he sees a page like, I don’t know, an imitation Kevin Bacon get 300 fans in a few days when 6 months has me under 80.

    My mom once said sex sells.

    Maybe it’s time I just went with the porn site.

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