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Just Making Convo
Can you please ask him what he would do if there were only six degrees of separation between him and everyone in the entire world?
Funny, I actually did ask him that.
All he said was “Your mom”.
The answer to every question in the universe.
Or rather, could it be the Universe’s question to every answer?
Riddle me that, Bear.
I liked the “baconator” joke! Though to be honest, I would be more likely to join a “WWJDWD” group (What Would Joyce DeWitt Do?)
Be androgynous?
She is hawt when she is androgynous!
You’re right, Ahmnodt. http://media-files.gather.com/images/d358/d814/d745/d224/d96/f3/full.jpg
My bad.
“Your mom” see it works.
When in doubt, “your mom”.
Depends on where you’re at. For instance, in Asia, as an American G.I., it would be, “your mamasan.” If under the age of eighteen or still diapering it, it would be, “your mommy.” If in a dysfunctional family, it would be, “Hey, bitch!”
Ha! “Putting The ‘Fun’ in Dysfunctional…”
Great to hear from you, Jammer!
b, I’m laughing at your post and at Ahmnodt Heare’s comment.
lol @ the pig tested underwear. I don’t think I’d like a bacon ass just out there in any old thing! I’m thinking he needs lead or something – dogs would become a true pain in the ass when a bacon ass walked by!
I was laughing at Ahmnodt’s comment, too, until I realized he was probably being serious. (Apparently Joyce DeWitt is the American politician’s “Marilyn Monroe”.)
Ha! You’re always the voice of wisdom, T. Maybe he should just wrap himself in cling wrap…
Ahmnodt serious!
1. I’m with Bschooled to be fans here they have to be broke.
2. His first date with the man next door he use to take him out for Icecream.
3. Why do you look gay.
4. I thought so. That way he gets the man’s man to like him
5. A G-string from Victoria’s secrets.
6. Hell no call the po po or the pu pu and hurry Bschooled.
7. Weird World Kevin Bacon’s a Dyke (no leave it just WWKBD)
8. I hope so she has been dead for ten years. Now that would be funny.
9. I think Kevin Bacon and Cousin Todd would like eating that Baconator together.
Nice work, Desk49!
I only wish you were a member of the WWKBD fan club, maybe then we’d get some real TOTAL INSANITY!!! going on. (In a good way.)
And also, I’d finally know why Mr. Bacon always looks so gay.
Po Po in German is butt. My German teacher keeps mentioning something about it.
I don’t like talking about my special area. :-(
Well, it was more special when I was younger and more fit…
Oh, those crazy Germans! Always taking our ass talk and turning it into…er, ass talk.
Very odd. He never tells anyone what he would do. And you were the only one who even asked him! It’s as if his fans have no curiosity. I would have asked him what he would do if he got chased by giant burrowing worms. If he gave the wrong answer if would prove he was a fraud.
I know! If you ask me, I’m beginning to think this whole Facebook group is just a publicity stunt to get people pumped up for “Beauty Shop 2”.
Like we weren’t excited enough already…
i just can’t not think of him dancing footloosey in that run down barn.
and i just don’t know if i want to be taking advice from that person.
I know, every time I think of him all I can picture are leg warmers and sweaty unitards…
I didn’t realize Kevin Bacon had such terrible grammar.
What do you expect, he spent his life around butchers.
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He goes by “Mr. Bacon?” Who knew.
I heard he’s really formal that way.
Is he still formal when he’s doing your mom?
Haha! Good question. I asked, but all he said was that’s between him and my mom…
You’re hilarious, wish you did these everyday. You are the bomb!
Be prepared, Lisa. As soon as they ban me from Facebook (which I have a feeling will be very soon), I plan to pass the trolling torch over to you.
Oh so that’s what plebiscite is. I figured it was why you don’t drink the water in some places. Thank God for online dictionaries.
Yeah, certain places being my ex-boyfriends house.
(Er, just kidding, btw.)
Listen, I am way high on painkillers, but that question and your comment about Korea seriously almost put me over the edge. HI-LARIOUS.
Okay Potato
I miss your blog I hope you’re not going to be gone a long time.
++++++++++++++++++++
Bschooled
Sorry I can not get on face book again.
to many people are looking for me like the FBI, CIA, NAACP, KKK, DPPOFB, and BIGP
Funny Boys International
Close Encounter Anonymous
National Association for the Advancement of Crying People
Kids Kicking Koalas
Dumb People Posting On Face Bock
Boy I Got to Pee. (Sorry to much coffee)
Hurry back, V. I can’t do this alone.
I have no idea what “this” is, mind you. But I know it involves you and your “thang”.(?)
These Facebook posts are quickly becoming my most favorite thing ever. You are brilliant at finding and exposing the sheer inanity and absurdity of the internet. You catch people in all of their creepy manifestations. You’re just like Chris Hansen but your hapless victims have less balloons, Bratz dolls, vodka and condoms and much, much more confusion.
I have to admit though, when he said “I would go all invisible man on that ass” I laughed with him and not at him for once. That was pure Kevin Bacon!
And we should totally steal that t-shirt idea.
I want to be friends with that girl who wants to think about Kevin Bacon doing her mom.
Wait. No I don’t. I lied.
But what if he were invisible?
You have inspired me to do this! http://www.facebook.com/pages/What-Would-Joyce-DeWitt-Do/149650368420414
I heart this page.
I’m forever indebted to you, Ahmnodt. You have just secured my (worthless) vote.
Does this mean you’d be up for a KBLT sandwich??
As long as it’s not something you can find in the Urban Dictionary, then yes.
Wise choice.
Count me in for the t-shirt. I’ve always thought that those people who asked ‘what would Jesus do?’ were way off the mark and would be far better off wondering as to what a certain loose footed 80s celeb would do….
I agree. Like I always say, when in doubt, rhythm>religion.
I was so hoping for a Footloose discussion :(
We decided that Footloose deserved its own page…
I’m pretty sure this is why Facebook was invented: so that people could pretend to be other people while other people pretending to be other people trolled the living shit out of them with cripplingly funny results. Oh, and to disparage Korea and speak highly of your parents’ steampunkery.
My take?
I think the real money would be in a “WHO Would Kevin Bacon Do?” shirt with the back reading “Your mom.”
Or maybe just something along the lines of “Kevin Bacon: Going Invisible Man on Your Ass” or “I Fuck Like the Invisible Man on the First Date.”
(That last one seems to imply that the Invisible Man doesn’t get past the first date too often or is some sort of Rohypnol embodiment that you never see/feel coming. May need some rewording.)
Or: “Kevin Bacon Went Invisible Man on My Mom’s Ass and All I Got was This Lousy T-Shirt and $50K of Since Rescinded ‘Hush’ Money.”
Good luck, b! I’ll be looking for these at cafepress or etsy or whatever in the near future!
Love your ideas, CLT!
Maybe I could take it a step further and just get rid of Kevin Bacon altogether and focus on the invisible man. That way there would be more room for creativity.
For instance, I could have a shirt that says “Who wants to go on your mom’s ass?” on the front, then when you turn it around it would say “This guy!” and there would be a picture of invisible man.
Sure, it might cause some confusion to those who aren’t privy to the joke, but still.
That’s the way fashion works sometimes.
Like the packaging on a kid’s Christmas gift (“some assembly required”) there is a joke here involving the following components: (British Columbian born) Pamela Anderson, maple leaf tattoos and Canadian bacon.
I think you’re on to something, Elizabeth.
Whatever it is, I’m guessing that Pamela Anderson is the punchline…
lol, you do entertain really well with these posts.
I can see you really do put your heart and soul into finding some higher truth. lol
Awesome
Really, Art, I’m just thankful that I found my calling at such a young age.
I can’t say what Kevin Bacon would do but I can tell you one thing, he’s on the naughty list.
I would ask him why he did foot loose?
Haha!
I’d probably ask him why he did “Beauty Shop.”
It slightly depresses Denny when he sees a page like, I don’t know, an imitation Kevin Bacon get 300 fans in a few days when 6 months has me under 80.
My mom once said sex sells.
Maybe it’s time I just went with the porn site.
I thought you already had?