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Q: What do you get when you cross vintage magazine advertisements with random search terms that people have used to find my blog?

A: This post! LOL!

*crickets chirping*

But seriously, though. You do.

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Comments

  1. I believe about half of these should be ads for “Just Making Porno”, but they are extremely amusing nonetheless. That last bald-headed model also seems to be speaking Spammish.

  2. LOVE these! You oughta work in advertising B! It’s sorta obnoxious when you do list comedy like these, how commenters feel the need to point out their fave. So I like the one with gramps stealing the bacon. I wonder what he’s gonna do with it …

  3. Those are hilarious–you’re so cleverly creative!

    It’s hard to pick a favorite, but I guess mine would be the second–“Sorry I chafed your penis”! It’s so funny seeing these proper 50’s people as they really were, as opposed to the way the mass media portrayed them at the time!

  4. In today’s enlightened times, there’s no excuse not to douche!

  5. that tajwij ohbe chorlij was me. damn, thanks for calling me out.

  6. elizabeth3hersh says:

    Will frozen peas provide the same results as the vintage headlights above, bschooled? Or, super-gluing raisins in my bra (if I wore a bra)? Also, will you be unveiling a mammary version of the prosthetic cameltoe? NipTips?

  7. Loved this. I was just telling Rip as I pulled up your blog that you were cute as a button with a with that won’t quit! I agree with Scott, very clever blogging.

  8. “Sorry, I chafed your penis.”

    THAT WAS EPIC.

    So using that.

    Hilarious post!

  9. I don’t believe that dog is really into cunnilingus, she must have put a dog biscuit up her coochie.

  10. Please can I come to your next sausage party?

  11. An inspired combination!! Awesomely hilarious!

  12. I sneezed and pee’d my pants…. What can you do to help me???

  13. Is that your curly wolf…What exactly were they advertising?? Razor blades?

  14. I am pleased to know that they now put Viagra in bacon. I’m not a pill-popper, but I love bacon. This will come in handy when I get old.

  15. This is one of your best!

  16. Those last two pictures scare the hell out of me. I mean, really. Well, the second to last just makes me feel like dry heaving. The last picture scares me. Can you imagine running into that bitch in a dark ally?

    • HA! True story, I usually imagine running into Carrot Top in a dark alley.

      But now that you said it, I can’t get the image out of my mind.

  17. I think the crotch guy, the sausage girl and the German Sheppard aficionado should all get together and let out their sexual frustrations by starting a creative writing course where they would inevitably end up getting drunk and fucking.

  18. B,

    [a] When are you going on tour? I wanna see your show.
    [b] Love the drawing uptop with the kid scratched out.

    John

  19. Ha ha, you must have some promiscuous blog followers

  20. I do love seeing what searches find me. I get a lot about canoeing, sharks and hairy ass man. I am dying to know who the person was that typed in “Sorry I chafed your penis”. I am going to try to work that into office conversation next week.

  21. Wow, the available combos literally boggle the mind: Naked grandpa running around with a chaffed penis, claiming it’s a french tickler. But then again my mind is easily boggled.

    Great post.

  22. These are all hilarious, but something about that last one, with the bald chick, really speaks to me. Good job.

    • If you figure out what she’s saying, could you let me know?

      I think it has something to do with the “Klingon pick-up lines” search term I also find on my stats page, but it’s hard to say for sure because I don’t speak the language.

      What can I say, when it comes to Trekkies falling in love, I’m a real romantic.

  23. Geez! What’s up with the dog/wolf all up in the ladies crotch? Give a girl some warning!

  24. That bald lady is all, “This hair dryer is AWESOME.”

  25. This post was like a Bodleian for jacking off.

  26. My favorite search term I’ve repeatedly seen in my stats is ‘mom! i spilled the milk now go sleep in the shed’. I haven’t even written my shed stories yet.

    • FTW?? I wouldn’t be surprised if they use this as a basis for a future episode of Criminal Minds.

      Write them! I love shed stories! Well, not all shed stories, but I have a feeling I’d love yours.

  27. Gramps kinda freaked me out. Must be an easier way to steal the bacon!

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