.The Insomnia Games- Game #2
*For Game #1, click here.
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I like to call this game, “Are You Bore? Or Over Tire? Or Just Simple For Amusement?”
Objective: Engage in flirtatious(?) banter with potential suitors on an online dating site catering to non-English speakers/horny illiterates.
Players: Varies
Rules: Again, none.
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**For Ture Love-seekers only.
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**I could be wrong, but I think I just saved a girl’s life.
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Just Making Convo 
oh heavens. You in my heart make many laughter.
My fondness for self admiration makes true my affection for this comment.
I think you mean ture
Man, that Yu! What a cockblock.
And I now fear for Dijas’ life love. She b burrowed in yard of back, methinks. Trst me on these. I no stranger to dangerous, yes. Were is shovel?
Yu is such a cockblock! It’s because of her that I didn’t get to find out Dijas’ private thing.
Granted, I’ll admit that the whole “potential murderer” issue was a bit of a turn off, but still. His sexy avatar obviously makes up for any dying that I would have had to endure.
Don’t we all have a Yu Y in our lives – butting in, saying hi, not taking a hint. I don’t know, maybe Yu Y isn’t so bad. Maybe I’m just bitter because I want a love.
i wont a love!
hi
Beat it, Yu
Butt Yu wont a love to
I wont love Yu.
hi
Yu…is that really Yu?
Nu, I’m a someone else but did we met before?
would love to take to you.
No matter. I am bore.
Lets met on Facebok and listen to private thing.
Thank you very please to getting rid of Yu.
No quandry. The pleasure be for me.
haha KAMAL Toe.
hi.
I knew at least you’d appreciate it, Bear.
Hi.
Seriously, Bearman. Who capitalizes the “h” in “hi” anymore?
sorry hI
Much better.
hi.
“Never used uterus and borderline cirrhotic liver.” I so totally love you, but in a grammatically correct way.
My uninhabitated uterus and pretty much cirrhotic liver loves you. In any way.
…Er, I mean “hi”.
I’m crying over here, and as soon as I can pull my shit together, I’ll be sharing this on facebook. Thank you for your funny. And thank Yu for never taking a hint. Genius.
Thanks, cornfedgirl. Oh, and Yu says “Yu welcome.”
(Typical, really.)
You are my kind of troll. Fine work, Bea!
Thanks, CS. I couldn’t have done it without yu.
Live/love is over 8
I like a zebra
…Um, Charo is my safe word?
Oh yeah, it’s pretty great that your insomnia is being put to such good use. Thanks for all the laughs!
It’s all downhill from here. I recently joined a dating site catering to adult diaper aficionados.
Will I fit in? I guess that Depends…
LOL!
*awkward silence*
The other day I couldn’t sleep and all I did was write a fake letter to me (for my husband to find and open) pretending I was a hospital stating I (as his wife) had tried to get him committed but they didn’t feel there was QUITE enough evidence yet. I wish I’d known all these sexy singles were online.
HA! You’ve actually made me see the positive side to being married.
My favorite part is him asking to talk to you on Facebook because that will be a “private” conversation. Thanks for the laugh this morning.
I didn’t even think of that!
I guess I was too busy being scary.
Is for making new kind funny haha and luv at same time. Many yuong girl no want old man but I hav gud income in state called Ohio. What yu think?
Knowing yu, she probably think “hi”.
Yu is my favorite. He never gives up. Tenacious little prick.
Haha! Tenacious little vagina, is more like it.
Honestly I thought she was a guy, too. It’s hard to tell with all the foliage she has covering her face….
Love and merrige go together like Tori Spelling and carriage.
Bwahahahahaha.
I thought it was Tori Spelling and cleavage?
Just when I think you couldn’t possibly make me laugh any harder…
Yu make me laugh harder.
Thank Yu.
Omg! I’m dying!!
hahahahaha…
And seriously Yu! Get a hint!!
Maybe I should have told her that it’s not Yu, it’s me….
I try avoid looking for hay girls on Facebok. I wont make that miss take again.
And I always get Yu y confused with that drink Yu Hu.
I always get Yu Hu confused with some random lady calling after me.
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You are so funny! You should publish a book filled with these conversations. Keep them coming!