I said in my profile that I was a cougar, not an angel look-alike pain threshold expert.
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Reason #33 Why You’re Single- You Ask Stupid Questions
October 10, 2013 by 15 Comments
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U dn like big cock? What is wrong with you, B? A large rooster is the perfect companion for all of those hens in your backyard. Plus, you will never need an alarm clock again! Look at the money you’ll save. Don’t be a snob.
It’s not that I’m a snob. It’s just that being around all those six packs would make me self-conscious.
Reblogged this on Mental Duct Tape.
Netbook size killed me. Almost made me forget that sometimes I wake up worrying that someone is going to kill you if you don’t stop baiting these freaks!
If that happens, then so be it. Like I always say, “I can live with being killed, but I cannot live without love.”
Rolling! Thanks for the laughs! :)
I’m just jealous of the lucky women who will get to laugh at them in person one day.
I like the use of the word “fall” from heaven instead of “fell” because it implies it happens to you all the time. Your beauty must affect your equilibrium.
Maybe that explains why I suffer from chronic vertigo…
Now that was funny…I tell you I see penises all the time at work…and I have yet to see a 9 inch penis…coarse most of the time I’m shoving a foley catheter down their penis…and well I think the gloves and hospital beds turn them off but still. Boy he was a charmer wasn’t he?
These guys get right to the point. Right to whether or not you want a pearl necklace and the wiener size, but in the metric system, so we’re not talking about Americans here. Hmmmmmmm
Oh my gosh. This is amazing. *commences to go back and read everything*
God. This was so funny I had to go back and read again. You are hilarious!
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That’s funny !
Reason #44 why you’re single…