Just Making Convo
I actually think I dated this girl like 5 times in a row in my twenties. Made me install a baby monitor in my bedroom.
To be fair, I did the same thing to my ex.
Or no, wait…it was a change table, not a baby monitor.
Holy crap, please tell me that all of that is real. Because I have never seen a more beautiful example of someone who should not have access to social media, and quite possibly to the public in general. That was glorious.
I’ll admit that for redundancy reasons, I did omit a few entries. Also, several “dumbass” /”douche bag” related-quotes.
HAHAHA WOW. This is like that couple that you constantly see on your newsfeed that are “in a relationship” then “single” and are clearly defriending and refreinding each other because facebook constantly tells you they are now friends. Wow, just wow.
Sadly, I heard through the grapevine that Facebook no longer announces when you change your status back to “single”.
Thank God for the genius who came up with the quote “Single And Lovin’ It!”
Interesting! I could speculate on their reasoning… and yes, it’s very true about the whole single thing.
Are we doing this now? Facebook replaced cable for me. All you need is one over-sharer and you won’t care about the Kardashians.
Especially when the majority of fights between the Kardashian sisters are over which one left the toilet seat up.
This was funny as hell! Living out our lives on Facebook, one status update at a time :)
It’s definitely more convenient. Before social networking, I had to write all of my status updates on post-it-notes and hand each one out individually.
I have a split personality. No, I don’t. Yes, I do! Shut up, I DO NOT! YES I DO, AND DON’T YOU DARE TELL ME TO SHUT UP!!! … … … So, yeah, let’s just say I can get a little moody…
Do you have a Facebook page, by chance?
Oh man…I’m glad I don’t have to worry about stuff like this anymore…
Sadly, this is the reason I joined Facebook.
I actually have Facebook friends this nutty. Nuttier than squirrel poop and not afraid to show the world. Fun post.
Not to one-up you, but this one’s a blood relative. -Feeling Proud
Surprised you didn’t hash tag that. I try to leave my insanity for the blog world, but Facebook gets a pretty good sniff of it.
Haven’t I been hear before…not that I will ever admit… sadly….
I have been a lot of things in my life…but I have NEVER been this fucking crazy. Thanks for the reminder.
This is the funniest thing ever, esp. cause it’s so true
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