Reason #82 Why You’re Single- Lack of Filter

*The following example courtesy of someone whose name I can’t reveal and who I also hope has way more important things to do than read some random Facebook acquaintance’s stupid blog.


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  1. I actually think I dated this girl like 5 times in a row in my twenties. Made me install a baby monitor in my bedroom.

  2. Holy crap, please tell me that all of that is real. Because I have never seen a more beautiful example of someone who should not have access to social media, and quite possibly to the public in general. That was glorious.

  3. HAHAHA WOW. This is like that couple that you constantly see on your newsfeed that are “in a relationship” then “single” and are clearly defriending and refreinding each other because facebook constantly tells you they are now friends. Wow, just wow.

  4. Are we doing this now? Facebook replaced cable for me. All you need is one over-sharer and you won’t care about the Kardashians.

  5. This was funny as hell! Living out our lives on Facebook, one status update at a time :)

    • It’s definitely more convenient. Before social networking, I had to write all of my status updates on post-it-notes and hand each one out individually.

  6. I have a split personality. No, I don’t. Yes, I do! Shut up, I DO NOT! YES I DO, AND DON’T YOU DARE TELL ME TO SHUT UP!!! … … … So, yeah, let’s just say I can get a little moody…

  7. Oh man…I’m glad I don’t have to worry about stuff like this anymore…

  8. I actually have Facebook friends this nutty. Nuttier than squirrel poop and not afraid to show the world. Fun post.

  9. thatdarngirl says:

    Haven’t I been hear before…not that I will ever admit… sadly….

  10. I have been a lot of things in my life…but I have NEVER been this fucking crazy. Thanks for the reminder.

  11. blazegear32 says:

    This is the funniest thing ever, esp. cause it’s so true

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