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Francoise Hardy In English
Track Listing
-“Francine Hardy”
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*****
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Can I Touch You….There? -Michael Bolton
Track Listing
-“Can I Touch You…There?”
-“Okay Then, How About If I Touch You…There?“
-“What About…There?“
-“Or…There“
-“C’mon, At Least Let Me Touch You…There“
“…There?“
-“Not Even…There?”
-“What If I Just Touched You…There?”
-“WELL THEN WILL YOU AT LEAST PUT DOWN THE MACE SO I CAN TOUCH MYSELF???”
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*****
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The Still Of The Night -The Perry Sisters
Track Listing
-“Lean On Me”
-“Come On I Lean”
-“This Slant Is Your Slant”
-“Here We (Verti)Go Again”
-“Touched By An Angle”
-“I’m Still Standing (Barely)”
-“She Ain’t (Top) Heavy, She’s My Sister”
-“Twisted Sisters”
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“Give Your Dick To Me” -Barbara Markay
Track Listing
-“Give Your Dick To Me”
-“Seriously, I Want You To Give Me Your Dick”
-“Because I Need A Dick, That’s Why”
-“What’s The Big Deal?”
-“It’s Not Like You Know How To Use It, Anyway”
-“Besides, You Can Always Get A Prosthetic Dick”
-“Or Go Dickless”
-“Just Give Me Your Dick”
“Or Leave It On The Nightstand On Your Way Out”
-“I Want To Add It To My Dick Collection”
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Having Thing$ -M$. Tee
Track Listing
-“A $ofa”
-“A Night$tand”
-“$ome Artwork”
“$habby Carpet$”
“Water $tained Wall$”
-“A Po$$ible Mold Problem”
-“A $lumlord”
-“An Unhealthy Denim Feti$h”
-“A $tunned Vagina Expre$$ion”
-“The Appearance Of A Rap Arti$t Who Ju$t Doe$n’t Give A $hit”
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20/20 -George Brown
Track Listing
“20/20”
“60 Minutes”
“Dateline”
“48 Hours Mystery”
“Nancy Grace”
-“Lockup Raw”
“To Catch A Predator (Episodes 1, 3 and 11)”
“Oh, And I’ve Also Done Some Modeling Work…”
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Just Making Convo 
Oh yea! I love these…
It’s the first one that won you over, right? I feel like everything I’ve done in my life led me to that gem.
That was hilarious. My favorite was the M$ Tee album.
Thank$!
Let’s hope the people who actually bought her album feel the same way…
I am in tears. You’re a genius
Not to brag, but I think that being held back in grades 3, 7 and 11 really helped me hone my genius skills.
It actually looks like Barbara already has a dick, if you know what I mean. I think it’s greedy to want to have TWO dicks. Damn, Barbie, slow your roll, g.
Trust me, I know what you mean!
(Something about her being a dick hoarder, am I right?)
Hmmm…. I have most of these albums….
Maybe it’s my eclectic taste in music, but as long as “most” doesn’t include the Micheal Bolton album, I really don’t see this as a problem.
Good afternoon. I am Michael Bolton. You may recognize me from To Catch a Predator.
Is that Kim Kardashian in her maternity dress next to Ms Tee?
Shame having things doesn’t include a husband, at least I assume, I can’t see her ring finger since she doesn’t have hands but deduced this from the fact she isn’t Mrs Tee so has no R. Just when you think you have it all.
Maybe M$. Tee can trade in her extra exclamation point for an actual S, as she seems to be missing that thing. Trading Things!
Haha. I was thinking the same thing about the “Having Thang$” album cover. That didn’t look like a lap of luxury, and that’s what I like. I kind of want to hear that disc. Maybe she is just a humble rapper who is thankful for what she has . . . Or she’s just an idiot in a shitty apartment making a shitty rap album for youtube.
Ahhh, same ol’ top-shelf hilarity. I missed ya. Also, the Perry Sisters album cover is the stuff of my night terrors.
You haven’t lost your touch B…..
“Shine”
” On ”
” You”
” Crazy Diamond”
I can’t wait for these songs to come out on 8-track so I can really rock out with the cool kids!
ay girl, where u @
Please come back!!!