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Free Parenting Advice– The Bygone Bureau
Sorry About Your Generation– The Morning News
Free Advice-Being More Badass – Bygone Bureau
Opening Lines From An Ill-Humored Comedian Of The 18th Century– McSweeney’s
An Evolution of Dear John Letters – The Rumpus
Reader’s Digest – Rejected Humor Submissions – The Big Jewel
About Me- The Big Jewel
Ways The Environment Can Be More People-Friendly- The Bygone Bureau
To All Members Of The “Vote Dylan Cutest Baby Ever!” Facebook Group– The Big Jewel
Free Magic Tricks – Defenestration Magazine
Destination Unknown– The Bygone Bureau
Acting Tips From a True Crime Re-enactor– The Big Jewel
Leaving The Nest – The Big Jewel
Iron Chef Japan Judges Critique – The Big Jewel
Yo Mama Jokes, As Told By My Mother – The Big Jewel
Honorable Freshman Saves Ass For Marriage – Glossy News
University of Arkensas Bachelor of Literalism – Hobo Pancakes
Little-Known Hints For Central America Travel – Humor Press
New Reality Show – Glossy News
Never Judge a Man By His Shoes – Wanderlust and Lipstick
Just Making Convo 
Denny want’s to publish you. Just let me know when you want to take YNBH’s keys.
Thank-you, Denny. I’m honored.
What would you say to a post called “How can it be a Bad Habit if it Feels so Good?”
“Want’s”…..see….unnecessary contraction.
That’s what she* said.
*She is a pregnant woman who is about to give birth.
Do you think she’ll name the baby after me?
Thanks heavens for this page….. and FERNANDO!
Without it, I wouldn’t have found your Central American travel guide whose hints I found invaluable when trying to figure out where in the world that flighty bitch Carmen Sandiego was.
True, I was often laughing too much to really follow the advice, and not being female I found much of it didn’t apply (and not for a lack of trying — I was twice detained for “impersonating a female impersonator”), but that takes nothing away from the hilarious writing contained therein.
Oh, and I’d just like to reiterate: fucking McSweeney’s.
Thank-you, CLT. And thank-you for reiterating the latest piece I’ve been working on.
I heard they don’t usually publish pieces that refer to them directly, but I’m hoping once they read it they’ll reconsider. (Fingers crossed!)