Billboard’s Greatest Hits

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1318251815_in-english-frontFrancoise Hardy In English

Track Listing

-“Francine Hardy”

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Screen Shot 2013-12-09 at 9.40.57 PMCan I Touch You….There? -Michael Bolton

Track Listing

-“Can I Touch You…There?”

-“Okay Then, How About If I Touch You…There?

-“What About…There?

-“Or…There

-“C’mon, At Least Let Me Touch You…There

…There?

-“Not Even…There?”

-“What If I Just Touched You…There?”

-“WELL THEN WILL YOU AT LEAST PUT DOWN THE MACE SO I CAN TOUCH MYSELF???”

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SL29162The Still Of The Night -The Perry Sisters

Track Listing

-“Lean On Me”

-“Come On I Lean”

-“This Slant Is Your Slant”

-“Here We (Verti)Go Again”

-“Touched By An Angle”

-“I’m Still Standing (Barely)”

-“She Ain’t (Top) Heavy, She’s My Sister”

-“Twisted Sisters”

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cd87d0e0bf3221c468049017dc8dc63a“Give Your Dick To Me” -Barbara Markay

Track Listing

-“Give Your Dick To Me”

-“Seriously, I Want You To Give Me Your Dick”

-“Because I Need A Dick, That’s Why”

-“What’s The Big Deal?”

-“It’s Not Like You Know How To Use It, Anyway”

-“Besides, You Can Always Get A Prosthetic Dick”

-“Or Go Dickless”

-“Just Give Me Your Dick”

“Or Leave It On The Nightstand On Your Way Out”

-“I Want To Add It To My Dick Collection”

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22222 copy copyHaving Thing$ -M$. Tee

Track Listing

-“A $ofa”

-“A Night$tand”

-“$ome Artwork”

“$habby Carpet$”

“Water $tained Wall$”

-“A Po$$ible Mold Problem”

-“A $lumlord”

-“An Unhealthy Denim Feti$h”

-“A $tunned Vagina Expre$$ion”

-“The Appearance Of A Rap Arti$t Who Ju$t  Doe$n’t Give A $hit”

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img_331599_23431204_020/20 -George Brown

Track Listing

“20/20”

“60 Minutes”

“Dateline”

“48 Hours Mystery”

“Nancy Grace”

-“Lockup Raw”

“To Catch A Predator (Episodes 1, 3 and 11)”

“Oh, And I’ve Also Done Some Modeling Work…”

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Reason #82 Why You’re Single- Lack of Filter

*The following example courtesy of someone whose name I can’t reveal and who I also hope has way more important things to do than read some random Facebook acquaintance’s stupid blog.

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