If you’re wondering why I haven’t been around lately, I have a good excuse.  Lately I’ve been busy corresponding with/falling in love with one of the guys from this post, whom I met while trolling a cougar-friendly dating site.

His name is Jude81, and despite the fact that he looks at least 10 years older than my Dad, he’s everything I’ve ever wanted in a younger man.

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My everything.

He has a great personality and shit-eating grin and while I can’t be sure given the language/spelling barrier, I think he asked me to marry him. But first I just need to send him $20,000 so he can pay for his life-saving surgery and also renovate his orphanage (He owns his own orphanage!) and buy the orphans things like gruel and clothes and tap dancing shoes so they can do the shuffle step with mops just like in the movie “Annie”.

Because he keeps putting off my requests to meet him in person, I’m assuming that our wedding will take place via MSN Messenger. As soon as I finalize the date/registry details, I’ll be sure to pass it along.

Until then, I thought I’d post a completely unrelated yet still really fun game, called “What’s Wrong With This Picture?”.

The rules are simple. Just look at the picture below, then choose from the following multiple choice answers.

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What’s Wrong With This Picture?

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a) The sofa is blocking the flow of Chi in the room, causing it to pool and become stagnant.
b) Helly Hansen hoodies are like, sooo 1997.
c) Dude is so stoned he doesn’t even know who his homies are.
d) What’s right with this picture?
e) The person who wrote the second comment is also related to me. BY BLOOD.

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*Scroll down for answer

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*Correct Answer- Who cares. Besides, it’s not like it’s a real game, anyway.

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