John Wayne Pick-up Lines



-Girl, you look  fine as cream gravy

-Your bloomers would look great on my bedroom floor

-No, as a matter of fact that’s not a pistol in my pocket.

-What’s say we get you out of that wet bib and tucker?

-You make me hotter than a whorehouse on nickel night

-Word around the gospel mill is you like it up the spout

-Let’s you and me take French leave and ride shank’s mare over to my place

-I’ll show you my curly wolf if you show me yours…