Because I’m a joke killer, that’s why.

The Insomnia Games- Pt. ??

*You can find previous games  herehere and other places on this blog that I’m too tired to look up right now.

I call this game, “I Knew There Was A Reason I’d Downloaded These Pics Of Scam Artists/Russian Mail Order Brides/Random WTF? To My Hard Drive!”

Players: Unlimited

Instructions:

1. Watch The Notebook.

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Rules:  No horseplay.

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If you don’t hear back from me, it’s probably because I was charged with stalking a minor and am now some lady’s prison bitch.

Okay, so while I’ll admit that I was once a hormone-infested teeny bopper obsessed with bands like NKOTB  and The Tragically Hip and when my friend told me at the INXS concert that she was going to sacrifice herself to prove her love for Michael Hutchence I agreed it was the only  thing that made sense, really. But there’s a big difference between us music-loving teenagers back then and these crazy “Bieber Fever”-ridden pubescents now.

Back then, we didn’t have Facebook.

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