Billboard’s Greatest Hits

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“Janet Greene Sings Fascist Threat And Commie Lies”

TRACK LISTING

“Fascist Threat”

“Commie Lies”

 

 

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“I Won’t Be Back For More” -McKinley Mitchell

Track Listing

“I Won’t Be Back For More”

“No, This Time I Mean It”

“Thirteen Helpings Is Enough”

“To Be Fair, It Is An All-You-Can-Eat”

“Okay, One More Piece Of Pie”

“…And Throw In Some Gravy”

“Thank God I Ain’t Wearing Pants”

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“Back To The Seat” -Millie Jackson

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“Takin’ Care Of Business”

“Brown-Eyed Girl”

“Hurts So Good”

“Free Fallin'”

“Thunder Load”

“I Never Promised You A Rose Garden”

“Comfortably Numb”

 

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“Warmer” -Randy VanWarmer
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“Warmer…”

“Warmer…”

“Warmer…”

“Getting Warmer”

“Yowza! You’re On Fire!”

“Oh, Wait…”

“Now You’re Getting Colder”

“Colder…”

“Really Cold…”

“Hey! Where You Going?”

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“Sex…Should We Wait?” -Dr. And Mrs. Something

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“Should We Wait?”

“You Think They’ll Hear Us?”

“I Thought You Said They Were Going Out”

“What if We Just Turn Up The TV?”

“Or I Can Make Coughing Sounds”

“If You Weren’t So Damn Loud, This Wouldn’t Be An Issue”

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Billboard’s (Not So) Greatest Hits

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“Garfield”

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“I Hate Mondays”

I’m Not Over-Weight, I’m Under Tall”

“Do I Look Like I Care?”

“Some People Have Gas Attacks, I Have Nap Attacks”

“Diet” is ‘Die’ With A ‘T'”

“Once Again I’m Saved By The Miracle Of…Lasagna!”

“I Think I’m Going To Blow Cat Chow Chunks”

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“Wing Sings AC/DC” -Wing

Track Listing

“Suffer The Thunder Strike”

“You Vibrated Me For All The Night”

“Blasting Explosive”

“Highway To The Place Of Torment”

“Dirty Behavior Is Inexpensive”

“Money Conversation”

“Regarding Those Going To Rock, Greetings!”

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“16 Most Requested Songs” -Englebert Humperdinck

TRACK LISTING

“Stairway To Heaven” (Instrumental Version)

“Pachelbel’s Canon in D Minor”

“The Theme From Jeopardy”

“The Quiet Song”

“One That You Can Sing Telepathically”

“That Song I Always Hear In The Elevator When I’m Going To Work”

“Anything But Englebert Humperdinck”

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“What Color Is Love” -Terry Callier

TRACK LISTING

“What Color Is Love?”

“Does Anybody Really Know?”

“Maybe it’s The Same Color As ‘Like’, But More Intense”

“And It’s Covered In Glitter”

“Only You Can’t Actually See The Glitter Because Love Lives Far, Far Away”

“In A Land Called Honah Lee”

“With A Magic Dragon….And A Blurry Unicorn”

“The Same Blurry Unicorn That Took My Clothes”

“So, Really, The Glitter Is Pointless”

“*takes drag from cigarette*”  (Extended Version)

“What Color Is Honah Lee?”

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“Square Root Of Nine” -Whoever these guys are

TRACK LISTING

“Three

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