.The Insomnia Games- Game #2
*For Game #1, click here.
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I like to call this game, “Are You Bore? Or Over Tire? Or Just Simple For Amusement?”
Objective: Engage in flirtatious(?) banter with potential suitors on an online dating site catering to non-English speakers/horny illiterates.
Players: Varies
Rules: Again, none.
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**For Ture Love-seekers only.
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**I could be wrong, but I think I just saved a girl’s life.
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**Because I am an expert at the art of seduction (if I wasn’t always black-out drunk at the time I’d let my numbers speak for themselves), I’ve decided to use my skills to help other, more art-of-seduction-challenged singles find true love.
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In part one of this educational ongoing series (fingers crossed!), I joined a site that specializes in “bringing together older women and younger men online.”
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As you can tell from my professionally photo-aged avatar, I obviously qualify.
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*Though technically labeled “My Profile”, keep in mind that the following is fictional and does not depict any actual person or event.
…But especially person.
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The 5 (+2) People You Meet On Cougared.Com
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1. The Headless Casanova.
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2. The “Poet Turned ESL” Guy
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3. The “I’m Allergic To Pants” Guy
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4. The Misogynist
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5. Guy Most Likely To End Up On “To Catch A Predator Predator”
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6. Mr. Cynical
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7. The “One”
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