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-Girl, you look fine as cream gravy
-Your bloomers would look great on my bedroom floor
-No, as a matter of fact that’s not a pistol in my pocket.
-What’s say we get you out of that wet bib and tucker?
-You make me hotter than a whorehouse on nickel night
-Word around the gospel mill is you like it up the spout
-Let’s you and me take French leave and ride shank’s mare over to my place
-I’ll show you my curly wolf if you show me yours…
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-Do I come here often?
-If I was in charge of the alphabet, I’d put “U” in the kitchen and “I” on the couch watching sports
-I’m the guy your MILF warned you about
-That dress would look good in a heap on my bedroom floor…which could use a good vacuuming if you don’t mind
-Do you believe in love at first sight? Or are you blind as well as completely useless?
-If I said you had a beautiful body, would you promise not to turn into a heifer once we start dating?
-Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I need to check out my mutton chops
-Your daddy must have been a baker, because it’s obvious you have a weakness for carbs
-Is it hot in here or does your make-up always look that trashy?
-Are those space pants? Because your ass is the size of Uranus…you know, the “planet”
-Pleasure me if I’m wrong, but is your name “Vagina”?
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