Billboard’s Greatest(ish) Hits

Bill Floyd Sings Country- Bill Floyd

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“There…Are You Happy Now??”




Christmas In The Dogghouse -Snoop Dogg

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-“Jingle Bizzles”

-“Frosty The Snomizzle”

-Feliz Navidizzle

-“All I Wizzle for Chrisizzle is A New Grizzle”

-Mary’s Bo’Chizzle, Jizzle-Chrizzle”

-“Do You Hizzle What I Hizzle?”

-“G-Ma Got Slammizzled By A Reindizzle”

-“It’s The Mizzle Wondizzle Tizzle Of Thizzle Yizzle”

-“Hizzle Yo’Sizzle A Mizzle Lizzle Chrisizzle”

-“Let It Snizzle, Let It Snizzle, Let It Snizzle”

-“L’il Drummer Bow Wow”




The Sick Humor Of Lenny Bruce – Lenny Bruce

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“I Just ‘Flu’ In And Boy, are my arms achy!”

“So, What’s The Deal With The Common Cold, Anyway?”

“A Priest And A Rabbi Walk Into A Bar. In Their Defense, They Suffered
From A Severe Balance Disorder”

“Yo Mama’s So Fat, She’s At High Risk For Type 2 Diabetes”

“I’ll Say It Again. White Guys With Vertigo Have No Rhythm”

“What Did The Meningitis Patient Give His Wife For Christmas?  Syphilis.”

*Pointing to IV in arm*  “Tap, Tap…Is This Thing On?”

“Knock Knock
Who’s There?
“Go Away, Phil! I’m Under Quarantine!”

“Well, According To The Doctor, That’s All The Time I’ve Got…You’ve
Been a Peaked Audience…Don’t Forget To Tip Off Your Waitresses Regarding
Any Contagious Illnesses You’ve Recently Contracted”




Rozen Voor Moeder – Johnny

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“Rozen Voor Moeder”

“Je Moeder Liken De Rozen?”

“Ik Lieken Je Moeder”

“Je Moeder Es Een MILF”

“Ze Heft Sexy Klompen”

“…En Enorme Titens”

“Je Moeder is Single, Ja?

“Willen Ze Hebben Seks Jonger Men?”

“Misschein Ik Kan Be Je Vader”

“…Je Kan Noem Me Papa”




.Ask Me Again – Charles Cermele

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“Go Ahead, Ask”

“Just Do It”

“It’s A Simple Question, Really”

“No Big Deal”

“Are You Going To Ask Me Or Not?”

“C’mon, I Double Dare You”

“Fine Then, I Ace Dare You”

“What Are You, Chicken?”

“Then Prove It”

“Ask Me Again If I’m A Tree”

“For The Last Time, Do I Look Like A F*cking Tree?”




I Am What I Am – George Jones

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“I Am What I Am”

“Nope, Not A Model”

“Not An Exotic Dancer, Either”

“I Am Not A Male Escort”

“Nor Am I A Slave To Fashion”

“…Though I Can See Why You Would Think That”

“No, I Am Not A Virgin”

“….Or Desperate”

“…Or (That) Drunk”

“For The Last Time, I Am NOT  The Guy You Saw On ‘To Catch A Predator'”

“Give Up?”

“…I’m A Tree!”




I’m Just Kidding – Rudy De La Mor

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“Gosh People, Lighten Up”

“It’s Only A Joke”

“I Was Being Facetious”

AS IF I’m Really A Tree”

“Everybody Knows That Trees Don’t Wear Glasses”

“Or Perform Hilarious Comedy Routines”

“Complete With Laugh Tracks,  So You Don’t Miss The Hilarious Parts”

“Let’s Face It, How Many Trees Do You Know Named ‘Rudy’?”

“Can A Tree Do This?” *Remains motionless*

“Trust Me, Folks…I AM NOT A TREE!”

“I’m A Shrub”

“With A Chia Head”




Kate Bush

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“I’m A Bush”