Billboard’s Greatest Hits

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1318251815_in-english-frontFrancoise Hardy In English

Track Listing

-“Francine Hardy”

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Screen Shot 2013-12-09 at 9.40.57 PMCan I Touch You….There? -Michael Bolton

Track Listing

-“Can I Touch You…There?”

-“Okay Then, How About If I Touch You…There?

-“What About…There?

-“Or…There

-“C’mon, At Least Let Me Touch You…There

…There?

-“Not Even…There?”

-“What If I Just Touched You…There?”

-“WELL THEN WILL YOU AT LEAST PUT DOWN THE MACE SO I CAN TOUCH MYSELF???”

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SL29162The Still Of The Night -The Perry Sisters

Track Listing

-“Lean On Me”

-“Come On I Lean”

-“This Slant Is Your Slant”

-“Here We (Verti)Go Again”

-“Touched By An Angle”

-“I’m Still Standing (Barely)”

-“She Ain’t (Top) Heavy, She’s My Sister”

-“Twisted Sisters”

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cd87d0e0bf3221c468049017dc8dc63a“Give Your Dick To Me” -Barbara Markay

Track Listing

-“Give Your Dick To Me”

-“Seriously, I Want You To Give Me Your Dick”

-“Because I Need A Dick, That’s Why”

-“What’s The Big Deal?”

-“It’s Not Like You Know How To Use It, Anyway”

-“Besides, You Can Always Get A Prosthetic Dick”

-“Or Go Dickless”

-“Just Give Me Your Dick”

“Or Leave It On The Nightstand On Your Way Out”

-“I Want To Add It To My Dick Collection”

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22222 copy copyHaving Thing$ -M$. Tee

Track Listing

-“A $ofa”

-“A Night$tand”

-“$ome Artwork”

“$habby Carpet$”

“Water $tained Wall$”

-“A Po$$ible Mold Problem”

-“A $lumlord”

-“An Unhealthy Denim Feti$h”

-“A $tunned Vagina Expre$$ion”

-“The Appearance Of A Rap Arti$t Who Ju$t  Doe$n’t Give A $hit”

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img_331599_23431204_020/20 -George Brown

Track Listing

“20/20”

“60 Minutes”

“Dateline”

“48 Hours Mystery”

“Nancy Grace”

-“Lockup Raw”

“To Catch A Predator (Episodes 1, 3 and 11)”

“Oh, And I’ve Also Done Some Modeling Work…”

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Billboard’s Greatest Hits: Honorable Mentions

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Al Hirt Ann-Margret

Track Listing

“Ah Mean It”

“Al Hirt Ann-Margret Real Bad”

“First Al Punch Hir”

“Then Al Bust Hir Knee Caps”

“And Kick Hir In The Vagina”

 “Nothin’ Personal, Ah Just Got A Bad Temper”

“Not Like My Brother, Don”

“Don Hirt Nobody”

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“Dance Before The Police Come!”-Shut Up And Dance

Track Listing

“Hurry, Before The Cops Get Here!”

“If They See Us Dancing They’ll Arrest Us”

“And Charge Us With Possession Of Rhythm”

“And Cutting Up A Rug”

“We’ll Get A Life Sentence With No Chance Of Parole”

“Your Son Will Never Know His Father”

“And I Won’t Graduate From The Career Institute With An Exciting Career That Can Be Performed at Home or In An Office”

“Uh, Oh! Here They Come!”

“Quick, Pretend Like You Got No Rhythm”

“No, I’m Sure The Giant Machetes Are Fine…”

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The Many Moods Of Ethel Smith

Track Listing

Relaxed

Giddy

Flirty

Confident

Horny

Blurry

Confused

Totally Shitfaced

Kinda Nauseous

But Still Really Horny

Is “Stevie Wonder” A Mood?

Your Mom

Eleventeen

Where Am I?


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“Histoires De Neige” – Claude Vanony

Track Listing

“Sacre Bleu!”

Vous-Avez Un Oopsie Daisy?”

“Mal Neige! Mal Neige!”

“Je Vais Kiss Le Owie Au Revoir”

“Celine Dion Vendredi Salle De Bain”

“Pepe Le Pew French Canadian Anthem Poisson”

“Ah, Okay…Tres Bien!”

“So Anyway, While Vous-Etes Down There…”

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