.For those of you who don’t know, for the past few months I’ve been in Mexico, working hard on my latest travel novel.
If I had to describe it, I would say that it’s a coming-of-age erotica meets sci-fi thriller, a gripping page-turner of thought-provoking non-fiction that entertains as it informs and combines my ebullient prose with my eerie sixth-sense. Also, it’s about traveling.
Because I’m a charitable person by nature and also want others to see how talented I am, I’ve posted the entire Mexican chapter of my novel below.
**To read what will likely be my “About the Author” page, click here
Chapter 13- All My Amigos Are Dead
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**Note the indigenous skirt and sombrero
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Hector is dead.
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Juan is dead.
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Hank = Dead As a Doornail
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Mr. Disgusting Eyesore and his obviously blind wife are dead.
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I can’t remember her name, but she was really friendly!
And now she’s dead.
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Anna-Maria was alive, once.
But that was before she was dead.
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Susie and Laura are dead.
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Carlos is just taking a short nap.
Just kidding! He’s dead.
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This kid didn’t like me much.
Which would explain why he’s dead.
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Shortly after this was taken, the boat capsized.
And now they’re all dead.
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To be fair, I think Maria might just be disoriented.
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Whoever these guys are going after is obviously dead.
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The guy tried to resuscitate him, but he was already too dead.
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.Babe is just a head.
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The guy on the left looks like my Uncle. The other guy is dead.
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Whatshisface is dead.
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Okay, technically Carl isn’t dead. But his constant “stunned vagina” expression really gets on my nerves.
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**If you’d like to pre-order a copy of my book, just send me an email and I’ll have my agent get back to you.
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Update: After spending the last 12 hours on a rickety bus driven by a 95 year-old man with cataracts and seated next to an even older man whose gout-ridden hand somehow kept finding it’s way to my upper thigh (karma’s a bitch), I discovered my blog has been nominated for an award in the Canadian blogger category.
Now, normally when it comes to these things I would tell you to listen to your heart, but if being physically violated by a geriatric tells you anything, it’s that I’m obviously worthy of this honor.
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