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Sometimes I make friends on the internet. But mostly not.

.The Insomnia Games- Game #2

*For Game #1, click here.

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I like to call this game, “Are You Bore? Or Over Tire? Or Just Simple For Amusement?”

Objective: Engage in flirtatious(?) banter with potential suitors on an online dating site catering to non-English speakers/horny illiterates.
Players: Varies
Rules: Again, none.

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**For Ture Love-seekers only.

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**I could be wrong, but I think I just saved a girl’s life. 

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  1. blogginglily #
    June 12, 2012

    oh heavens. You in my heart make many laughter.

    • June 12, 2012

      My fondness for self admiration makes true my affection for this comment.

  2. June 12, 2012

    Man, that Yu! What a cockblock.

    And I now fear for Dijas’ life love. She b burrowed in yard of back, methinks. Trst me on these. I no stranger to dangerous, yes. Were is shovel?

    • June 12, 2012

      Yu is such a cockblock! It’s because of her that I didn’t get to find out Dijas’ private thing.

      Granted, I’ll admit that the whole “potential murderer” issue was a bit of a turn off, but still. His sexy avatar obviously makes up for any dying that I would have had to endure.

  3. June 12, 2012

    Don’t we all have a Yu Y in our lives – butting in, saying hi, not taking a hint. I don’t know, maybe Yu Y isn’t so bad. Maybe I’m just bitter because I want a love.

  4. June 12, 2012

    Thank you very please to getting rid of Yu.

  5. June 12, 2012

    haha KAMAL Toe.

    hi.

  6. June 12, 2012

    “Never used uterus and borderline cirrhotic liver.” I so totally love you, but in a grammatically correct way.

    • June 13, 2012

      My uninhabitated uterus and pretty much cirrhotic liver loves you. In any way.

      …Er, I mean “hi”.

  7. cornfedgirl #
    June 12, 2012

    I’m crying over here, and as soon as I can pull my shit together, I’ll be sharing this on facebook. Thank you for your funny. And thank Yu for never taking a hint. Genius.

    • June 15, 2012

      Thanks, cornfedgirl. Oh, and Yu says “Yu welcome.”

      (Typical, really.)

  8. June 12, 2012

    You are my kind of troll. Fine work, Bea!

    • June 15, 2012

      Thanks, CS. I couldn’t have done it without yu.

  9. June 12, 2012

    Live/love is over 8
    I like a zebra

  10. June 12, 2012

    Oh yeah, it’s pretty great that your insomnia is being put to such good use. Thanks for all the laughs!

    • June 15, 2012

      It’s all downhill from here. I recently joined a dating site catering to adult diaper aficionados.
      Will I fit in? I guess that Depends…
      LOL!
      *awkward silence*

  11. Amy #
    June 13, 2012

    The other day I couldn’t sleep and all I did was write a fake letter to me (for my husband to find and open) pretending I was a hospital stating I (as his wife) had tried to get him committed but they didn’t feel there was QUITE enough evidence yet. I wish I’d known all these sexy singles were online.

    • June 15, 2012

      HA! You’ve actually made me see the positive side to being married.

  12. June 13, 2012

    My favorite part is him asking to talk to you on Facebook because that will be a “private” conversation. Thanks for the laugh this morning.

    • June 15, 2012

      I didn’t even think of that!
      I guess I was too busy being scary.

  13. June 13, 2012

    Is for making new kind funny haha and luv at same time. Many yuong girl no want old man but I hav gud income in state called Ohio. What yu think?

  14. June 13, 2012

    Yu is my favorite. He never gives up. Tenacious little prick.

    • June 15, 2012

      Haha! Tenacious little vagina, is more like it.
      Honestly I thought she was a guy, too. It’s hard to tell with all the foliage she has covering her face….

  15. June 16, 2012

    Love and merrige go together like Tori Spelling and carriage.

    • Luda Kristen #
      June 17, 2012

      Bwahahahahaha.

      • June 22, 2012

        I thought it was Tori Spelling and cleavage?

  16. Luda Kristen #
    June 17, 2012

    Just when I think you couldn’t possibly make me laugh any harder…

    Yu make me laugh harder.

  17. June 19, 2012

    Omg! I’m dying!!
    hahahahaha…

    And seriously Yu! Get a hint!!

    • June 22, 2012

      Maybe I should have told her that it’s not Yu, it’s me….

  18. June 20, 2012

    I try avoid looking for hay girls on Facebok. I wont make that miss take again.

    • June 20, 2012

      And I always get Yu y confused with that drink Yu Hu.

    • June 22, 2012

      I always get Yu Hu confused with some random lady calling after me.

      (…?)

  19. Mike C #
    September 6, 2012

    You are so funny! You should publish a book filled with these conversations. Keep them coming!

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